Friday, October 15, 2010

That’s right! New Poems!




This is completely true and not made-up: there are scientists and academics who say that when those big European sailing ships appeared on the horizon of the new world, the native Americans would literally not have been able to see them because their human brains would not have been able to process what the eyes were seeing. Essentially, the argument is that there are limits to what the human brain can handle.

This is going to be a similar situation because the poems below are so unforgivably bad that some of your synapses will likely cease firing. Your very neurons will stick in place and sizzle to death like a car on fire.

Yes, that’s right, these poems (if you can even call them that) are simply and only that bad.

Read on at your own peril.


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