Parallel Universe Goat
by james bezerra
Wouldn’t it be weird if we lived in a parallel universe where we all had to keep a goat in our homes? Like for religious reasons and stuff? And we all had to worship the goat? Like the way that Hindus revere cows? I think it would be weird because goats are such awful, willful little creatures. With their devil eyes. And they just eat simply everything. See, because eventually we’d get annoyed with them. And that isn’t so good, since we’re supposed to revere them. And how can you genuinely revere something that you’re pissed at because it is gnawing on the edge of your couch?
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