I was recently having a G-Talk convo with my dear friend The Captain and we were exchanging tips on the things that the ladies like (we are both divorced men) and I was explaining how the ladies really like it when you explain say things like, “it puts the lotion in the basket” which prompted his delightful tirade below:
Not everyone is part of the 1% and can afford wells and pardon me Mr. Fancy, I can just buy a shovel at OSH. Some of us can barely afford top ramen, Fancy Pants. Some of us just buy a small potting pot with potting soil and say, “Stand in the pot, now put the lotion on … I’m just gonna hand you the lotion, I can’t afford string and a basket.” Elitist.
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