Monday, July 19, 2010

Energy and Intelligence.

You don’t need to read this entire story about the organization of the United States Intelligence community, but I have posted it here so that my sources are verifiable when I say: The U.S. Department of Energy has its own intelligence agency.

Yeah.

That’s right. Don’t screw with The Department of Energy or they will go all Jason Bourne all over your face.

It seems that in films and on television and in the paperback novels that you always buy at the airports, that the CIA and NSA get all of the fame and glory, however I bet that there is some very interesting work going on at this place.

Click here to see the Intelligence and Counterterrorism page of the Department of Energy website. It is written in that noncommittal but obfuscation-heavy bureaucratic language that reveals nothing while occupying both space and time.

And here is the Wiki page, which has more, and more clear, information on it. Though, it is a Wiki page, so most of it was probably written by Grad students who were high.

Anyway, just be more careful next time that you’re trying to sell the plans to that nuclear power plant that you work in. The Office of Intelligence and Counterintelligence has probably put a tail on that Chevy Aztec that you always drive to the Chinese Embassy.


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