Bored Games? No, Board Games!

So very many years ago I used to like making board games.

Well, that’s only half true. They were board games, that is absolutely true, but they were also kind of drinking games. They were basically board games that required drinking. I remember thinking that they were fun, but everybody was pretty drunk, maybe they weren't like super fun. At least they were effective, I know that they were atleast that. Unless peole were just humoring me and pretending to be drunk and having fun. If that's the case, that's actually pretty mean.

The games themselves were sort of like crosses between Candyland and Truth or Dare and Trivia Pursuit and Pictionary and I’ve Never. You know what? Now that I’m thinking about it more, they were pretty fricken’ awesome.

Anyway, I was just digging around in my computer and I came across some of the cards that I made for one of the games.

This makes me totally want to have a party! A drinking/board game party!

You can come!

The Cards:

What kind of game show would you like to host?

Which two of the other players would you most like to watch make out?

What do you think makes people attracted to you?

Name 3 celebrities on your sex list.

Which of the other players do you most admire?

When was the last time you had sex?

Go find a q-tip.

Which of the other players is most likely to enjoy dirty talk during sex?

Who was your first love? Why don’t they like you anymore?

Which of the other players would you not want to be handcuffed to for a day?

If the person to your left was a car, what model would they be?

Talk about the first time you had sex. Use a lot of detail.

Which player do you think will die first? Why?

What other players do you have a crush on?

Please confess a deep dark secret.

What would your family be ashamed of you for?

The person to your left gets to choose something from the fridge for you to shoot.

What celebrity would you go gay for?

What is a good reason not to like you?

Please describe your taste in lovers.

Congrats! You get to give this card to someone who then has to take a shot. You are a jerk!

Ask another player what the title of your biography should be.

Ask another player who should play the part of you in a movie about your life.

Ask another player how much cowbell they would like, less or more?

Go change your shirt.

What was one of your best nights?

Lick someone’s neck.

Ask another player why did they even come tonight. Tell them that they were not invited.

Ask another player where they are planning on sleeping tonight. Invite them to sleep with you.

Do your best imitation of an umbrella.

Have you ever stolen anything? If yes, then explain.

Are you a little teapot? I think that you are. Do the routine, we know you know how.

What is your most embarrassing moment?

Cards are really hard to think up so just take a drink.

How many of the other players have you seen in some state of undress?

What is your spirit animal?

Who was your first kiss and where was it?

Are you pregnant?

If you could get away with any crime, would you do it? What would the crime be?

Take a group photo so we can always remember this night, without you of course.

Ask another player why they act like a bitch all of the time.




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