This is a picture I took of a tree. I am trying to come up with an inspirational quote to put on top of it. Maybe something about how hard it is to come up with inspirational quotes. #halfameme #SG

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Just saw a guy politely waiting to cross the street on his pogo stick.

Just saw a guy politely waiting to cross the street on his pogo stick. Source:

Just saw a guy politely waiting to cross the street on his pogo stick.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) February 8, 2015

February 07, 2015 at 08:21PM

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I will never understand why people hang dream catchers from their rearview mirrors. That is, like, the least likely place to catch a dream.

I will never understand why people hang dream catchers from their rearview mirrors. That is, like, the least likely place to catch a dream. Source:

I will never understand why people hang dream catchers from their rearview mirrors. That is, like, the least likely place to catch a dream.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) February 7, 2015

February 06, 2015 at 06:45PM

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After yelling obscenities for 5 minutes at the "no disk" message on my DVD player, I realized I was still holding the DVD in my hands.

After yelling obscenities for 5 minutes at the "no disk" message on my DVD player, I realized I was still holding the DVD in my hands. Source:

After yelling obscenities for 5 minutes at the "no disk" message on my DVD player, I realized I was still holding the DVD in my hands.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) February 6, 2015

February 05, 2015 at 10:09PM

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This copier button looks like a bird face.

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Today I was given some free cookies and I kept them in my pockets and ate them all day. #livingthedream

Today I was given some free cookies and I kept them in my pockets and ate them all day. #livingthedream Source:

Today I was given some free cookies and I kept them in my pockets and ate them all day. #livingthedream

— james bezerra (@standardkink) February 5, 2015

February 04, 2015 at 05:20PM

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I'm out of laundry detergent. Dish soap is basically the same thing, right?

I'm out of laundry detergent. Dish soap is basically the same thing, right? Source:

I'm out of laundry detergent. Dish soap is basically the same thing, right?

— james bezerra (@standardkink) February 1, 2015

February 01, 2015 at 10:34AM

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