I've burned through 2 ink cartridges in the last 24 hours, but it feels nice to be getting stuff done!

I've burned through 2 ink cartridges in the last 24 hours, but it feels nice to be getting stuff done! Source:

I've burned through 2 ink cartridges in the last 24 hours, but it feels nice to be getting stuff done!

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 19, 2015

April 19, 2015 at 11:32AM

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Just heard a BBC reporter suggest to an Arctic hydroclimatologist that perhaps studying ice caps is a dying field of study. #climatechange

Just heard a BBC reporter suggest to an Arctic hydroclimatologist that perhaps studying ice caps is a dying field of study. #climatechange Source:

Just heard a BBC reporter suggest to an Arctic hydroclimatologist that perhaps studying ice caps is a dying field of study. #climatechange

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 17, 2015

April 17, 2015 at 01:54PM

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Saudis says no to Swedish monkeys after diplomatic spat http://t.co/s9OH7Qj8r8 via @Reuters

Saudis says no to Swedish monkeys after diplomatic spat http://t.co/s9OH7Qj8r8 via @Reuters Source:

Saudis says no to Swedish monkeys after diplomatic spat http://t.co/s9OH7Qj8r8 via @Reuters

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 16, 2015

April 15, 2015 at 11:45PM

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My idiot cat has taken to chewing the post-its out of my books. No big deal, not like I'm an English major or anything. #gradschoolproblems

My idiot cat has taken to chewing the post-its out of my books. No big deal, not like I'm an English major or anything. #gradschoolproblems Source:

My idiot cat has taken to chewing the post-its out of my books. No big deal, not like I'm an English major or anything. #gradschoolproblems

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 16, 2015

April 15, 2015 at 06:45PM

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If you google "anti-trust" right now the first result you get is about Google.

If you google "anti-trust" right now the first result you get is about Google. Source:

If you google "anti-trust" right now the first result you get is about Google.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 15, 2015

April 15, 2015 at 03:03PM

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So SallieMae pulled my credit score and apparently if you just ignore your bad credit long enough, it gets better! #winning

So SallieMae pulled my credit score and apparently if you just ignore your bad credit long enough, it gets better! #winning Source:

So SallieMae pulled my credit score and apparently if you just ignore your bad credit long enough, it gets better! #winning

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 10, 2015

April 09, 2015 at 05:46PM

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Random dude I've met twice at a bar just told me I look 'fit', so I guess this all-booze diet is working.

Random dude I've met twice at a bar just told me I look 'fit', so I guess this all-booze diet is working. Source:

Random dude I've met twice at a bar just told me I look 'fit', so I guess this all-booze diet is working.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 8, 2015

April 07, 2015 at 07:40PM

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A CBS News reporter discussing the nuclear talks with Iran just seriously cited a tweet. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BAD AT THEIR JOBS?! #dobetter

A CBS News reporter discussing the nuclear talks with Iran just seriously cited a tweet. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BAD AT THEIR JOBS?! #dobetter Source:

A CBS News reporter discussing the nuclear talks with Iran just seriously cited a tweet. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BAD AT THEIR JOBS?! #dobetter

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 2, 2015

April 02, 2015 at 10:09AM

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I've eaten a larger number of microwaveable burritos today than is probably appropriate for a man of my age.

I've eaten a larger number of microwaveable burritos today than is probably appropriate for a man of my age. Source:

I've eaten a larger number of microwaveable burritos today than is probably appropriate for a man of my age.

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April 01, 2015 at 11:54PM

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Chicago Fire Extinguisher Factory Burns in Three-Alarm Blaze http://t.co/gQt1NaG7tX

Chicago Fire Extinguisher Factory Burns in Three-Alarm Blaze http://t.co/gQt1NaG7tX Source:

Chicago Fire Extinguisher Factory Burns in Three-Alarm Blaze http://t.co/gQt1NaG7tX

— james bezerra (@standardkink) April 1, 2015

March 31, 2015 at 09:47PM

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The church across the street from my apartment has rented an actual donkey.

The church across the street from my apartment has rented an actual donkey. Source:

The church across the street from my apartment has rented an actual donkey.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 29, 2015

March 29, 2015 at 09:04AM

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The last couple weeks I keep seeing a guy on campus with a pale blonde mustache and denim jacket. I think he's haunting me.

The last couple weeks I keep seeing a guy on campus with a pale blonde mustache and denim jacket. I think he's haunting me. Source:

The last couple weeks I keep seeing a guy on campus with a pale blonde mustache and denim jacket. I think he's haunting me.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 26, 2015

March 26, 2015 at 12:45PM

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The internet is out in my area so I guess I'm going to have to actually read one of these books I'm getting a masters degree in having read.

The internet is out in my area so I guess I'm going to have to actually read one of these books I'm getting a masters degree in having read. Source:

The internet is out in my area so I guess I'm going to have to actually read one of these books I'm getting a masters degree in having read.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 25, 2015

March 24, 2015 at 10:41PM

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I'm going to go conduct field research to determine if running in 30 mph wind is easier or harder than running in not-30-mph wind.

I'm going to go conduct field research to determine if running in 30 mph wind is easier or harder than running in not-30-mph wind. Source:

I'm going to go conduct field research to determine if running in 30 mph wind is easier or harder than running in not-30-mph wind.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 25, 2015

March 24, 2015 at 07:40PM

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Yeah, so I just met Claudia Rankine. No big deal.

Yeah, so I just met Claudia Rankine. No big deal. Source:

Yeah, so I just met Claudia Rankine. No big deal.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 24, 2015

March 24, 2015 at 04:02PM

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The combination of running a lot lately and watching the new Mission: Impossible trailer has me convinced I can do things I can't do.

The combination of running a lot lately and watching the new Mission: Impossible trailer has me convinced I can do things I can't do. Source:

The combination of running a lot lately and watching the new Mission: Impossible trailer has me convinced I can do things I can't do.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 24, 2015

March 23, 2015 at 08:58PM

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My idiot cat has learned that prior to sprinting through the apartment for no good reason, she should make sure the screen door is open.

My idiot cat has learned that prior to sprinting through the apartment for no good reason, she should make sure the screen door is open. Source:

My idiot cat has learned that prior to sprinting through the apartment for no good reason, she should make sure the screen door is open.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 21, 2015

March 20, 2015 at 11:10PM

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I think I just for the first time really realized that grown-ups see me and think I'm a grown-up. Do you know how much I can get away with?!

I think I just for the first time really realized that grown-ups see me and think I'm a grown-up. Do you know how much I can get away with?! Source:

I think I just for the first time really realized that grown-ups see me and think I'm a grown-up. Do you know how much I can get away with?!

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 15, 2015

March 14, 2015 at 06:07PM

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I'm going to attempt a fairly long exploratory run north toward Aliso Canyon. If I die along the way, I will try to Instagram it.

I'm going to attempt a fairly long exploratory run north toward Aliso Canyon. If I die along the way, I will try to Instagram it. Source:

I'm going to attempt a fairly long exploratory run north toward Aliso Canyon. If I die along the way, I will try to Instagram it.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 14, 2015

March 13, 2015 at 06:15PM

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Elton John was playing in the coffee shop this morning. Based on the looks I received, I was singing along a little louder than I thought.

Elton John was playing in the coffee shop this morning. Based on the looks I received, I was singing along a little louder than I thought. Source:

Elton John was playing in the coffee shop this morning. Based on the looks I received, I was singing along a little louder than I thought.

— james bezerra (@standardkink) March 11, 2015

March 11, 2015 at 07:42AM

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