Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Cover Your Peephole!

Here is a very scary story about a female sports reporter named Erin Andrews who I have never heard of.

The Scary!

Basically someone filmed her in a hotel room through her peephole! You can do that! I’m totally freaked out now!
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Blogger's Guilt.

Oh hello poor, sad, lonely, neglected blog. How I have missed you.

I have been really busy the past couple of weeks, though I can’t really tell you why. I think work has just been burning me out lately, so I get home and just collapse into a lump on the sofa. I have actually been falling asleep lately. I’m so old. It is actually sad.

Anyway, I will try to do better by you poor blog!

Is there a name for what I’m feeling? Blogger’s Guilt? Which is totally different than Blogger’s Remorse, which is when you really regret having posted something (sure, you can take it down, but it was still floating around out there for awhile).

Anyway, I miss you blog. I will return again soon.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Massachusetts: Legal-Genius-Land

So Massachusetts is suing the federal government over gay marriage. This is the smartest thing I have ever heard! The State of Massachusetts is making the case that the Defense of Marriage Act (which is the federal law that bans same-sex marriage) violates the right of the state to define marriage however it wants.

Since the Constitution says that powers not expressly given to the Federal government fall to the states, I think that this might just work.

I am just so very impressed by you Massachusetts. Good work and good thinking.

So once this is done we will just have to fix this whole thing state by state. I think that can be done. Eventually.

Anyway, here is an article about it from CNN.com.

I can’t wait to see what all the bullshit “small government” Republicans say about this.
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Some Phunny Fobias.

Verbophobia Fear of words.

Venustraphobia Fear of beautiful women.

Theophobia Fear of gods or religion.

Sesquipedalophobia Fear of long words.

Pogonophobia Fear of beards.

Ophthalmophobia Fear of being stared at.

Macrophobia Fear of long waits.

Heliophobia Fear of the sun.

Dendrophobia Fear of trees.

Bibliophobia Fear of books.

Apeirophobia Fear of infinity.

Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions.

Check out these and more at phobiaguide.com.

Does the "T" in t-shirt stand for AWESOME!







I wish I had the money to blow on these awesome t-shirts.

YOU should go buy one of these awesome t-shirts! Right now!

behance.net
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Heavy Weather.

So I was just watching the national weather report on CNN and the guy indicated the upper Mid-West and said that there is a "slight chance of severe storms" and I thought that was odd for a whole lot of reasons.

First, it is kind of non-comm ital in a bait-and-switch kind of way. It is as if to say, "Well, there won't be any storms, but if there are storms ... shit, you had better get out of the way!"

Also, is there no middle ground with this weather man? It has to be all or nothing? Why not a good chance of light storms? Those nice kind of storms that make you want to sit on the porch with a blanket and a cup of hot cocoa? Well we just can't have that! No! it must be severe storms, or nothing!

Finally, it would just ruin my day if someone was all, "Yeah, there is a slight chance that we are going to have these terrible storms later today," I would end up looking over my shoulder all day, just waiting for them. The sense of dread would ruin my whole day because I would just KNOW that as soon as I stopped lokking for the severe storms, that's when they would pounce and ruin my day.

Man, weather is stressful.
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

DRAW! STRING! DRAWSTRING!

Check this shit out!

It is some sort of 3-D line drawing spinning thing! It is really cool!

String Spin.
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