Showing posts with label snails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snails. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Snail Gender Identification.




Snail Gender Identification


by james bezerra



How do you tell

a male snail

from a

female snail?

Easy!

The male snail

has a penis.

 
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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Rent Snail.

Rent Snail
by james bezerra

If you ask a snail
to put in the mail
the rent check you send monthly,
then you should anticipate
that your payment will arrive late.
(Because snails move so slowly!)

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