My Hippo is a No Go.

My Hippo is a No Go
by james bezerra

The other day I tried to ride the bus
and took along with my pet hippopotamus,
but the driver had to confess
that he couldn’t take both of us
because one of us was a hippopotamus.

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Skeptical Hippo!

I’m not sure why I find this so god damn funny, but I really, really do.


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