Shark Week #1.

Shark Week #1
by james bezerra

Guess who is a freak
for awesome Shark Week …
this Carcharodon carcharias geek!

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Shark Week #2.

Shark Week #2
by james bezerra

Dear people swimming where there are sharks,
Please stop swimming where there are sharks.

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Shark Week #3.

Shark Week #3
by james bezerra

When battling a shark,
most people would say to go for the eyes, big and dark.
But not me.
My strategy:
go for the ego.

“Hey Shark! No one likes you!
You’re too big and too scary
and too gray and too ugly
and far too toothy!
And no one believes that we
look like seals to you!”

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