As some of you may already know, I am in a completely make-believe band. We are pretty good, as non-existent bands go. Below is the slate of songs I am working on for our next album, which is also not a real thing.
- The Bilabial Fricatives
- Prabhajak Jagdish, the Prophetic Janitor
- Blind People: Are They Just Liars?
- Topographical Poetry About Topical Putridity
- Practical Ways to Conserve Water
- Industrial Hygiene
- Apocalypse Then
- The One with All the Typhoid
- All the Folding Robots of White Castle
- Take the Ridge Route to the Sandberg Weather Station
- I Told You to Stop Touching Me There
- Comet Swift Tuttle and the Perseids
- Petroleum Geology and You
- The Meaning of Bamboo
- A Whirling Dervish Stole My Car Keys
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