Showing posts with label mitt romney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mitt romney. Show all posts

Friday, January 30, 2015

Breaking News 30 January 2015.


Breaking News 30 January 2015
by james bezerra

It so saddens me
that good ol’ Romney
won’t make another run!
His runs are always so fun
to laugh at on the TV.

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Friday, January 4, 2013

Poetic Justice.





Did you see the news today about how Mitt Romney got 47% of the popular vote?


That’s funny, right?



And I’m not even making it up! The Atlantic Wire said so



Also, it really takes that long to figure out the popular vote?

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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Volcano.




I hate to run a blog that just reposts random crap that can be found elsewhere, but my rule has always been that when it is something that means something to me, then I can repost it here. Sort of like the way Clint Eastwood endorsed Mitt Romney today; sure it was both a poorly thought-out decision and a poorly timed one (who will give half a shit three months from now what Clint thought?), but there is some actual fiber of character involved and that should be noted, even if it isn’t worth bothering to respect.

Wow. Look how I digressed there! Point is, this below is one of the best songs that ever was or will be and my Pandora (with whom I have a very imtimate relationship) just played it for me, and so I wanted to put it out there for you. I can’t think of another song that is both this sexy and this sad all at once.







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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Radiator.

Radiator


by james bezerra



Deep down there’s a part of me

which really misses Dick Cheney.

Dick was like Darth Vader!

Whereas this fellow Romney

is about as interesting as a non-functioning radiator.

 
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Friday, May 11, 2012

He’s Got the Look.

He’s Got the Look.


by james bezerra



There is real irony

in the fact Mitt Romney

looks like a facsimile

of every generic President from every generic action movie.



Maybe – after he loses - Romney should

move on out to Hollywood!



He would be every crappy director’s first call

when they need someone who looks Presidential.

 
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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Blame It on Your Hair (Or Lack of Functioning Personality).



Blame It on Your Hair (Or Lack of Functioning Personality)
by james bezerra

Hey Mitt Romney!
It seems to me
that no matter what you do
Republicans just don’t like you!

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