Investment Tips for Vampires.

Investment Tips for Vampires
by james bezerra

If I were a vampire
I would probably aim higher
than staring in a move franchise.
For me the prize
would be making low yield, long-term investments
because I’m basically gonna live forever
and I’d prefer not to spent that forever being poor.

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Investment Owl.

Investment Owl
by james bezerra

If a wise old owl gives you investment advice,
saying to invest heavily in rabbits and field mice,
it is possible he’s being genuine and nice,
but it is your fiduciary responsibility of course,
to always consider the source.

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