Party Recipe
by james bezerra
It is true that I may not be
a Black Eyed Pea
but I know a thing or three
about getting people to party.
Like always have a designated place to pee.
Nothing ruins a party
faster than the lack of such a facility.
And then secondly, encourage the revelry
by inviting a celebrity.
Preferably one who can be mocked openly.
By recreating this special recipe,
you can all but guarantee
that yours will be the party
at which everyone will want to be.
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