A Universal Internet Experience .

A Universal Internet Experience
by james bezerra

Dear questionable-looking dating site advertisement on
The side of my computer screen,
I do not trust you.
I do not trust that those girls live in my town,
which you have specifically identified by name.

Dear questionable-looking dating site advertisement on
the side of my computer screen,
I am not comfortable that you can specifically identify my town by name.

Dear questionable-looking dating site advertisement on
the side of my computer screen,
I will admit
that you have peaked my
curiosity.
If I click you,
do you promise not to give
my computer
a virus?
Okay.

Dear questionable-looking dating site advertisement on
the side of my computer screen,
you now owe me
one hundred and twenty-five
dollars.
The cost of having your
virus removed.

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Israel: "Um . . . I May Have Given You a Virus."

As always, the Israelis prove that they, in fact, are the badasses that Americans always think they are.

A computer virus seems to be targeting Iran’s nuclear program and it does it while making reference to The Book of Esther. How cool is that?

Of course the Israelis are all like, “We don’t know what you’re talkin’ ‘bout Willis!” But you and I know better.

Read all about it here.

Also, how cool is it that they have a secret group called Unit 8200? I want to work for Unit 8200.


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