How I Got Bird Flu . . .

So you know how one of my few talents in life is ending up in situations where I’m weirdly close to wildlife? Wait … you didn’t know that? Well it is totally true! I see coyotes and raccoons and possums around my apartment complex all the time and I get attacked by squirrels at school all the time and today I almost sat on a baby humming bird! It is true. I nearly set my bag on him at the school. Anyway, below are some pictures of Theodore (that’s his name. Birds have names too! When you give them to them!).