Terribly Sad.

Sorry, that was a terrible poem and not really even about ham. Here, this one is much better … well, it is better … well, at the very least it is more on-topic:

Terribly Sad
by james bezerra

I bought a ham and it was haunted
by the ghost of a pig who only wanted
to be reunited with his pig family.
It was my sad task then, quite unfortunately,
to tell him his family had been similarly converted (into ham!).

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