You Know WHO.

In the past month or so, we have been hearing a lot about the Swine Flu, and because of that we have been hearing a lot about the World Health Organization (WHO).

Well, I love reading headlines about the WHO because I start to think about the band the Who. So when the newspaper is all, “The WHO treats Swine Flu in Venezuela”, in my head it is all “The Who treats Swine Flu in Venezuela”.

So I get to watch this little music video in my head Peter Townshend and Roger Daltrey rushing around the world, inoculating children and cleaning their drinking water and al the kids are like, “Are you The Beatles?”

Anyway, that’s why I’m smiling when I read about pandemics.
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Vice President Quarantined!

The below is from the Borowitz Report. Funny!
(Thanks Dana for sending it to me)


April 30, 2009


Obama Orders Emergency Quarantine of Biden


Veep to be Kept in Sealed Box

Taking his most urgent action to date since cases of swine flu were first reported, President Barack Obama today ordered an emergency quarantine of Vice President Joe Biden.

Mr. Biden was in the middle of giving a wide-ranging television interview on swine flu preparedness when he was seized by representatives of the Department of Homeland Security and placed in quarantine.

"I'll tell you this, if I thought I might catch swine flu by going to work or a movie or the mall or something like that, I sure as heck wouldn't -" Mr. Biden was saying when he was abruptly yanked away from the microphone.

According to President Obama, the vice president will be kept in a sealed box away from television cameras and microphones "until we are certain that the danger is passed."

"There is no clear scientific proof that swine flu can be spread by television cameras or microphones," Mr. Obama said. "But it's better to be safe than sorry."
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Proctological Gangs!!!

Violet just said that the checkers at Wal-Mart are all wearing latex gloves.

I said that they are all members of some weird Proctology gang, but Violet says that she thinks its is because of the Swine Flu.

I work with a woman who told me today that she thinks the whole Swine Flu thing is not actually happening and that The Government has contrived it in order to ... well, the woman I work with wasn’t sure why The Government engineered this whole thing, but she is certain that they did.

Me?

I don’t really care that much ... but I'm still staying away from Wal-Mart for a while, just in case.
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