Overheard at the Kidnappers’ Convention, Pt. 1

Overheard at the Kidnappers’ Convention, Pt. 1

by james bezerra

“I was totally displeased

by the new security measures at Chuck E. Cheese.”

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Overheard at the Kidnappers’ Convention, Pt. 2

Overheard at the Kidnappers’ Convention, Pt. 2

by james bezerra

“No one ever pays attention

to the stellar grammar

in my notes for ransom.”

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Overheard at the Kidnappers’ Convention, Pt. 3

Overheard at the Kidnappers’ Convention, Pt. 3

by james bezerra

“When dismembering a hostage,

always start with the pinkie

because you’ll save on the postage.”

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