Know Your Bars
by james bezerra
Do not underestimate
the difference between a wine bar
and a whine bar.
The distinction isn’t semantic;
one can be quite romantic
and the other can be a place quite tragic
for a first date.
So if your girl likes merlot,
take her to a wine bar that’s mellow.
But if she likes to complain a lot,
well, don’t show up at all and just say you forgot!
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