My Girlfriend's Dating Life

So Violet was getting ready for work and she was wearing a cute outfit: dark blue blue jeans, with a green sweater, and a white collared shirt underneath. I asked her, “How come you look so cute today?”

And she said, “I have a date!”

Whatever.

And I should have said, "Just because you say things that are witty and quick and make people laugh, doesn’t mean you’re funny.”