Completely Reasonable Abuses of Power
by james bezerra
If I were the Pope,
I would make it a mortal sin
for anyone else to win
a game of checkers with the Pope.
The Pope would also have the right
to call a “do over”
on any hand of Poker.
And I’d establish a law
that says everyone must speak in a whisper
whenever the Pope is hung over.
And perhaps I’d issue a decree
commanding women to find me
more attractive than George Clooney.
Also, I would double
the size of the collection plate
to pay for my new Caribbean real estate.
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