Saturday, April 14, 2018

BREAKING NEWS!!!

After a busy year and a half, I have finished my MFA in Creative Writing!

*CROWD CHEERS*

Yes, yes, I know, I’m very impressive and you’re impressed.

*CROWD CHANTS: WE’RE SO IMPRESSED!*

Anyway, it was my plan to start writing here again immediately,
but as luck would have it I smashed my right hand at work the other day.
Nothing broken, just some mean looking purple swelling.
Seeing as how I’m right handed, my ability to type right now is pretty degraded,
but WATCH THIS SPACE because new stuff is coming soon!

*CROWD CHEERS: OKAY WE’LL JUST WAIT HERE!*

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