Things to Consider When Choosing an Accountant.

Not a poem so much as just good looking-out on the part of this blogger for your financial wellbeing.


Things to Consider When Choosing an Accountant
By James Bezerra

CON:
An accountant who smokes clearly makes poor financial decisions.
PRO:
An accountant who smokes has a way to deal with the stress that all your tax evasion will cause.
CON:
An accountant who smokes is actively trying to change the world’s perception of accountants.
PRO:
A good accountant who smokes might change the world’s perception of accountants.
CON:
An accountant who smokes will smell bad when pulling an IRS-induced all-nighter for you.
PRO:
An accountant who smokes will be willing to pull an IRS-induced all-nighter for you if you buy him a carton of 200 hot cancer sticks.
CON:
An accountant who smokes will live less long than an accountant who does not and so you’ll have to find a new accountant one day.
PRO:
An accountant who smokes and dies young will take all your secrets with him.
CON:
An accountant who smokes is probably bitter.
PRO:
An accountant who smokes is probably bitter at all the same people who are suing you.
CON:
An accountant who smokes is probably an asshole.
PRO:
An accountant who smokes is probably willing to be your asshole.

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