Black Magic Tax Magic.

Black Magic Tax Magic

by james bezerra

Each month I move

25 thousand dollars

into your account and use it

to pay your bills

with company cash.

You use it to buy cigars

and cars and 200

dollar socks and whatever

else you think makes respect.

All the company

money is your money.

That’s the tax magic

of the LLC and we

play the tax code

like thin cat gut.

I charge rent

to your companies

with no Employees

to create debt

that isn’t real

to offset

the profit

on your Schedule C.

The  black magic

tax magic

of the LLC

is that you can

owe money

to yourself and

write it off.

You smoke

more Behikes

than any other

debtor I know.

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