Turtle Secret
by james bezerra
If you were a Ninja Turtle
who, say, secretly likes to wear a girdle,
that might present a kind of hurdle
to your acceptance into the circle.
For while the Ninja Turtles accept
vigilante hockey players and a talking rat
and even a villain with a very sharp hat
it is doubtful they’ll include into their ranks
a crime fighter who also wears Spanx.
You may need to ask the ACLU
to go to bat and fight for you
because, while it is your right to cross-dress,
it will likely cause the other turtles some distress.
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