A Republican Poem
by james bezerra
Gun control?!
Bah humbug I say to any control governmental!
It is not their business what I do with my arsenal!
What we really need around here
is some fun control!
Look over there!
At that woman who thinks it’s not my business
what she does with her uterus!
Unlike with guns, there’s a moral imperative
to regulate all issues reproductive.
And don’t even get me started on them gays.
How should we handle them? I can think of lots of ways.
Like making them get a special tattoo or stamp
and then reeducating them in some kinda camp.
See how good my ideas are!
I hate gun control, but love gay control and uterus control.
But don’t call my beliefs hypocritical
or I might just go postal.
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