Pretentiously Obscure (and Stupid) Literary Rhymes about Sweets and Snacks.

Pretentiously Obscure (and Stupid) Literary Rhymes about Sweets and Snacks
by james bezerra


If Tristram Shandy
offered me some candy,
I would take all of it which had nougat!

If I had to go to the Congo,
I’d like to go with Marlow,
because he always has chocolate!

If Captain Ahab made kettle corn
on our trip ‘round Africa’s horn,
I would probably eat all of it!

If Natty Bumppo
fried up a sugary churro
and didn’t give me some, I’d pitch a nasty fit!

If I saw a warm bear claw
that was also craved by Dracula,
I would totally risk gettin’ bit!

If young Dorian Gray
stole my Milkyway
I’d tell him where he could shove it!

If Mrs. Dinsmore
had only one more s’more,
I would suggest a 50/50 split!

If Billy Pilgrim made a stop
to give me a lollipop,
I would totally lick it!

But if the Marquis de Sade thought
I’d take his free cream-filled donut,
He would suffer quite the disappointment!


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