A Universal Internet Experience
by james bezerra
Dear questionable-looking dating site advertisement on
The side of my computer screen,
I do not trust you.
I do not trust that those girls live in my town,
which you have specifically identified by name.
Dear questionable-looking dating site advertisement on
the side of my computer screen,
I am not comfortable that you can specifically identify my town by name.
Dear questionable-looking dating site advertisement on
the side of my computer screen,
I will admit
that you have peaked my
curiosity.
If I click you,
do you promise not to give
my computer
a virus?
Okay.
Dear questionable-looking dating site advertisement on
the side of my computer screen,
you now owe me
one hundred and twenty-five
dollars.
The cost of having your
virus removed.
.
.
.
.
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