An Actual Email I Sent.

An Actual Email I Sent:

If we had any money we should make a Star Wars-inspired series of shorts about the Westerns religions:

The Classics

Episode IV: Judaism

Episode V: Christianity (Catholic)

Episode VI: Islam

The Prequels

Episode I: Cavemen invent religion by worshipping rocks (or what the hell ever it is they did).

Episode II: Paganism & Zoroastrianism

Episode III: The Hellenistic traditions (Greece, Rome, etc.)

The (might as well be) Re-boots

Episode: VII: Protestantism

Episode VIII: The American religions (Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Scientologists, etc.)

Episode IX: Science (in which we renounce all religion but end up nuking ourselves to death with all of our fancy technology, and our few distant descendants, who survive in a bleak stone age world, begin worshipping rocks.)

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