Awkward Elevator Cannibalism.

Awkward Elevator Cannibalism

by james bezerra

If there were three of us it would probably be less awkward to discuss who to eat first, if things come to that. But there are only we two.

So awkward.

It is made additionally awkward by the fact that he brought a kit of surgical tools onto the elevator with him when he got on, back when the elevator was operating. So obviously it would be his tools one of us would use to cut up and eat the other. I am so embarrassed that I do not have any dissection tools to offer up for the community good. It had seemed odd at the time, his old rectangular case of dark brown leather. It seems even ... odder now. Too much of a coincidence … He says that whichever one of us wants to go out first can use the chloroform he has with him. He seems very polite that way, and exceptionally well-prepared. Like a Boy Scout, or something.

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