Loan Cow.

Loan Cow
by james bezerra



A)
A cow tries to get a bank loan.
The bank will not give her a loan because she is a cow.

B)
A cow tries to get a loan.
The bank will not give her a loan because she is a cow.
The cow offers a down payment of unpasteurized milk.
The bank does not accept milk as down payment and therefore refuses to make the loan.

C)
A cow tries to get a loan.
The bank will not give her a loan because she is a cow and not gainfully employed.
The cow goes to a local dairy and applies for a job. She is hired on account of the fact she is a cow. Her job is to produce milk. The dairy pays her for the milk and the cow returns to the bank with her first pay check and is granted a loan.

The same milk which initially prevented the cow from getting a loan is the exact same milk which later facilitated her ability to get a loan.

The morals of the story:
1. If someone is not buying what you’re selling, sell it somewhere else.
2. All problems have solutions, the solutions just have to be found.
3. Banks are dumb
4. It is difficult, under even the best of circumstances, for a cow to get a bank loan.

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