Monday, May 14, 2012

Take that terrorists!


This is no joke, did you hear the thing about how in one of his letters, Osama bin Laden suggested the assassination of President Obama not simply because it would have been a spectacular act of terrorism, but partly because he considered Joe Biden so “utterly unprepared” that his ascension to the Presidency would “lead the U.S. into crisis”?

Man, talk about getting burned from beyond the grave! I like Biden the way everybody else does, he is kind of like that crazy uncle who lived in our garage for that one whole glorious summer and bought us bottle rockets and let us shoot them off in the garage!

In fact, I think that over the summer the President should go out of the country for a weekend and let Biden be “Acting President” and then we will all get free beer and fireworks! Take that terrorists!
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