Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Limericks 1,2 and 3!

I met a guy who was no fun.
He was mugging me with a gun.
He said he’d fill me up with lead,
so much so that I would simply be dead.
I gave him my cash and off he went in a run.


Billy went to New York,
hoping to hit it big as a finance dork,
but along came The Recession
and down went his profession,
so now he can’t even find work.


If California had legalized Weed
our lives would have all changed speed.
Because a man who is high relaxes
and the State would’ve made bank on the taxes,
but the voters decided that’s not what we need.

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