My new local laundromat has free bread! They’re just giving it away! For free! I’m sitting here doing my laundry, eating a pretty decent baguette, and just enjoying being alive.

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Not pictured: the shockingly empty apartment behind me and the air mattress I’ve been sleeping on.

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HEY EVERYBODY! I’m happy to report that I’ve accepted a staff position at CSU Monterey Bay. I started this week and it’s pretty awesome. I don’t yet really have furniture, but I do have a guest room, so that means you (yes YOU!) have a beach house now (it’s a mile and a half). Start planning to come visit me.

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When you’re racing the sun into the western horizon but you don’t own prescription sunglasses.

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This plane is all WiFi-ed up which means I am now instagramming from the sky! I am a sky-grammer! Basically I am from the future. I’m like a future person who lives in the air. What’s it like down there all you plebeian ground people??? Do you like your dirt and snails? We have none of that up here in the atmosphere where civilized future people live.

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Stuck on the tarmac. I just did the math and my carbon footprint this year is disgusting. Let’s plant trees next year!

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