Tuesday, August 27, 2019
I enjoy the part of boarding when - as a poor person - the poor people get frog walked through the first class cabin because that’s when I like to shout, “CLASS WARFARE!” and “BOTH MY MASTERS DEGREES REQUIRED ME TO EXTENSIVELY STUDY MARXISM!” The crowd always seems to dig that, if by “dig that” we mean ‘gaze silently’
Monday, August 26, 2019
Sunday, August 25, 2019
This brave little 23 liter backpack is packed with: A 3-piece suit, dress shoes, dress socks, dress shirt, a tie, a pocket square, an undershirt, boxers, my Dopp kit, a laptop, laptop charger, phone charger, 2 pens, a small notebook, a book, an extra phone battery, a phone charger, earbuds, a passport. In a few hours we’ll know if my elaborate suit packing system works!
Friday, August 23, 2019
In a couple days I’m going to California for a couple days for a job interview. This is a picture from the last time I went to California for a job interview. That interview was on a pirate ship and while I have extensive buccaneering experience, my pirating experience, they said, is limited. Everyone always thinks their own profession is so specific and special. Anyway, wish me luck.
Thursday, August 15, 2019
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
I went to the rich people mall to get my phone worked on (my battery was trying to murder me) and they had one of those binocular telescope things like on every pier in America, but this one was TOTALLY FREE and I just thought to myself, “Man, I bet the rich people don’t even know the rest of us usually have to pay for this.”
Tuesday, August 6, 2019
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