My boss gives all her people otters (the university mascot) but they were on back order. Today I finally got my office otter, who I named Backorder.

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I ate lunch down at the beach because the beach is like 2 minutes from my grocery store where I was buying food to make my lunch.

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It is finally 2020!!!

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It is infrequent that I get to speak on a topic with any real authority, but I can authoritatively state that this candle does not actually smell like cotton seed. I still bought it though *shrug emoji*

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There was a lot of glare on the beach today.

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Happy new year! I’m eating donuts at the beach right now. #bestlife

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