This bus has a skylight!

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Overheard at The old Vanderbilt place today, “Jamie stop talking about the ‘proletariat uprising’; you’re making the docents nervous.”

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Spent the day hanging out with all the other 19th Century oligarchs.

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Hanging out in the 7th floor Birthing Center waiting for the newest nephew.

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One of my nieces is letting me stay in her room over Christmas. She left me Spike the Unicorn to keep me safe.

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Waiting for the train. Just not this train.

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You can always tell which are the famous paintings because they literally have crowds.

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If you’re curious, I made it to New York okay.

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The mood lighting in this Boeing 737-800 Max is kinda weird, right? #nofilter #BladeRunnerRave

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Just landed in my third state of the day! Did you know that apparently Denver airport is haunted by the Illuminati?? A Free Mason just told me that.

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So I’m in Nevada watching the baggage throwers load boxes labeled California flowers into the belly of a plane headed to Colorado.

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This plane is now almost completely empty and I’ve never been on a plane before that’s almost completely empty but I’m pretty sure I’m at least like third in line to be the captain now.

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I’ll be on the ground in four states today. Just landed in state number two!

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Adventure Christmas travel adventure trip time starts now!

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Hey @Amazon and @jeffbezos, what in the holy fuck is this algorithmic bullshit??? #badlobster c’mon!

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This book of poetry has in it an old bandaid as a bookmark and I can only assume that’s meaningful.

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Pro tip: if you’re out for a run in the desert, the second that the sun drops below the ridge line, you are going to get cat called by coyotes. . #runfaster

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My new favorite trail run.

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